Shirtless Douche Gets Trapped in BMW He Broke Into
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Shirtless Douche Gets Trapped in BMW He Broke Into
http://www.complex.com/rides/2012/06...-he-broke-into
We think it's best to let the owner of this BMW speak for himself, as his rendition of what happened when a shirtless douche broke into his car is priceless:
"So last night about 3:30am, my wife wakes me up, "is that your car alarm going off?". It was. It was parked in the driveway, so I look out the window and see nothing out of the ordinary. I disabled the alarm, and the doors unlocked. Then I see some dude with no shirt on get into my car! I'm thinking "what the ****". I immediately lock the doors, then double lock/arm. Owned . I tell the wife to call 911, while I go outside and snap a quick cell phone pic of the guy just in case. After the first picture, he started getting pissed off and gave me the finger. I then went into the garage and grabbed my 3lb sledge. I stand next to the driver's door with the sledge in my hand and a very angry look on my face. If he tries to bust his way out of the car, he's getting squashed. The kid is obviously scared ****less, as he doesn't even move or look at me. Cops come and ask how I locked him in the car, and I tell them about the double lock."
We think it's best to let the owner of this BMW speak for himself, as his rendition of what happened when a shirtless douche broke into his car is priceless:
"So last night about 3:30am, my wife wakes me up, "is that your car alarm going off?". It was. It was parked in the driveway, so I look out the window and see nothing out of the ordinary. I disabled the alarm, and the doors unlocked. Then I see some dude with no shirt on get into my car! I'm thinking "what the ****". I immediately lock the doors, then double lock/arm. Owned . I tell the wife to call 911, while I go outside and snap a quick cell phone pic of the guy just in case. After the first picture, he started getting pissed off and gave me the finger. I then went into the garage and grabbed my 3lb sledge. I stand next to the driver's door with the sledge in my hand and a very angry look on my face. If he tries to bust his way out of the car, he's getting squashed. The kid is obviously scared ****less, as he doesn't even move or look at me. Cops come and ask how I locked him in the car, and I tell them about the double lock."
