Santa's Story {Merry Christmas}
12-19-2002, 08:45 PM
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Santa's Story {Merry Christmas}
Merry Christmas everyone... Can you tell I have a lot of time on my hands??? Read it as though it is "The night before Christmas."
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'Twas two nights before Christmas, and at the North Pole, Saint Nick was preparing for his gift-giving role.
He checked his list twice, to be free of mistake. But with that work done, it was time for a break.
So out to his garage, Claus quickly embarked.
Precisely to where his new Tiburon's parked.
Tonight, he thought, "It will be so nice...
To cruise around town, and race against 'rice'."
So into the Tibby, Father Christmas did go.
Started the engine, and carved through the snow.
Way down in L.A did Santa arrive,
After an amazingly fast, 2 hour drive.
He was hungry for Hondas. And thought it was right, to show what a Hyundai looks like in flight.
When what at the first stop-light should appear?
A bright blue Civic, with pink decals. How queer?!?
rolleyes.gif
The Civic guy said {windows down on both cars,}
"I bet you've been smoked by a lot of TYPE-R's"
Santa just shrugged, and said with a smile,
"This light, to the next, is one quarter mile..."
Engines were revving, when the light had turned green. Claus looked like O.J, when he fled from the scene.
Through first gear, and second, then the turbo did kick in, of course there was a moment of uncontrollable wheel spin. Then third gear, and fourth, add a big shot of NAWZZZZZ, breaking the sound barrier was Santa Claus! Then before Father Christmas could even hit fifth, the quarter mile was done in nine-point-one-six!!!
A little while later, up pulled the Civic.
The driver jumped out, and was truely quite livid.
"You had a rolling start. That makes you a cheat!"
Obviously mad his 'TYPE-R' had been beat.
Jolly Saint Nick would have none of that,
he just drove off to go back to his flat.
Shortly before Santa had gotten too far, he leaned out the window of his wicked fast car...
What did that Honda Civic guy hear?
As Santa Claus mocked him loudly and clear...
"This Christmas I'll surely give coal to the bastard!
That told you, "a Type-R badge makes your car faster!!!""
[ December 24, 2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: ELANTRAVISION ]
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'Twas two nights before Christmas, and at the North Pole, Saint Nick was preparing for his gift-giving role.
He checked his list twice, to be free of mistake. But with that work done, it was time for a break.
So out to his garage, Claus quickly embarked.
Precisely to where his new Tiburon's parked.
Tonight, he thought, "It will be so nice...
To cruise around town, and race against 'rice'."
So into the Tibby, Father Christmas did go.
Started the engine, and carved through the snow.
Way down in L.A did Santa arrive,
After an amazingly fast, 2 hour drive.
He was hungry for Hondas. And thought it was right, to show what a Hyundai looks like in flight.
When what at the first stop-light should appear?
A bright blue Civic, with pink decals. How queer?!?
rolleyes.gif
The Civic guy said {windows down on both cars,}
"I bet you've been smoked by a lot of TYPE-R's"
Santa just shrugged, and said with a smile,
"This light, to the next, is one quarter mile..."
Engines were revving, when the light had turned green. Claus looked like O.J, when he fled from the scene.
Through first gear, and second, then the turbo did kick in, of course there was a moment of uncontrollable wheel spin. Then third gear, and fourth, add a big shot of NAWZZZZZ, breaking the sound barrier was Santa Claus! Then before Father Christmas could even hit fifth, the quarter mile was done in nine-point-one-six!!!
A little while later, up pulled the Civic.
The driver jumped out, and was truely quite livid.
"You had a rolling start. That makes you a cheat!"
Obviously mad his 'TYPE-R' had been beat.
Jolly Saint Nick would have none of that,
he just drove off to go back to his flat.
Shortly before Santa had gotten too far, he leaned out the window of his wicked fast car...
What did that Honda Civic guy hear?
As Santa Claus mocked him loudly and clear...
"This Christmas I'll surely give coal to the bastard!
That told you, "a Type-R badge makes your car faster!!!""
[ December 24, 2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: ELANTRAVISION ]
12-20-2002, 06:56 PM
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Most of it's perty good man...
Some of it...
LOL
Uhm...
It's good.
Least you made something!
Some of it...
LOL
Uhm...
It's good.
Least you made something!
