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For Sale: My Virginity

Old Sep 11, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYzuU5fy68

f***ing woman..."If I uhm, just uhm spread my legs will you pay my uhm, you know, my uh bills and shopping cards....pretty please?"

Really, from all this I gather a bunch of questions. Here's a few:

How can a whore be a marriage counselor? I know if I was ever having wife problems I would not want some woman telling my wife she got everything she has by spreading her legs.

I though the Bunny Ranch was shut down a while ago???

Who would pay to teach someone how to have a sex? If you answered, "I would" your a moron.

Why would you pay an inexperienced whore more money? You don't pay a tire mechanic more then an engine mechanic...



And I think the bid is past 250k already...guys, are we really this dumb and lazy???
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 02:46 PM
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Nope as an ex reno resident the bunny ranch is still open, it was right down the street from one of the plants i worked at.

but on topic she just wants money she should just work at the bunny ranch.

Guys are suckers sometimes...lol
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 03:48 PM
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Wheres the bidding? LOL

Shes hot. Doesnt surprise me at all really that shes selling it. I would if I were her.
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 06:45 PM
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sex with a virgin is rough. you gotta be all nice and stuff or it hurts them really badly. it sucks. Sex is only good when it's pleasurable for both people. She's not my type, she's obviously too wholesome.
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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^^^

well if someone is paying to take her virginity, then they can be rough as they want

i look at this girl like other girls that put them selves med school by working at strip club...personally i could care less

i know her parents are freaking out
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 07:01 PM
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That's a good point. I guess if you pay for it, you could stick it as hard as you want. She's probly tense up and make you stop though. Women can control you with their legs.
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 07:09 PM
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yeah you are right about that with her legs...but the perv that is going to do this i can guarnatee they are not going to pay until they are finished

this to me is actually funny and true about women...she is basically a streetwalker now but with an ebay style
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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*sigh* if I had only thought of this when I was 16... Man.. Get rid of that pesky old virginity and get paid for it? What's with the double standard anyways? It just hurts for women the first few times.
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 07:25 PM
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who the hell are you foolin, DTN?? you still have the ability to sell yours tongue.gif

edit: on second thought... you'd have to pay someone to take that shit lmao.gif
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Old Sep 11, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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^^ Lol.. my first time was about 12 years ago when I was drunk at a hotel party on a toilet. It was so perfect, i wouldn't have it any other way. I was just glad to be ahead of a few of my other guy friends.
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