When the cop arrived at Good Foods to Go in Evesham, New Jersey, 27-year-old Ryan Burke immediately recognized him. It was the officer who pulled him over a year before for a traffic violation. The cop ordered a turkey, egg and cheese bagel...



But Burke, incapable of weighing the sins that constitute a legitimate beef, decided to give him a little extra. He plucked his own pubic and chest hairs, adding them to the sandwich as well. Consider it his own special sauce.