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Old Apr 17, 2009 | 10:23 AM
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mouth owned by...
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 12:01 PM
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everyone execpt the
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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RDT staff. Socks
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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didn't like this,
Old Apr 17, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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cuz douche bag
Old Apr 18, 2009 | 05:35 AM
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There once was a stupid douche who got banned for starting a DTN masturbatory celebration in the kitchen with RED ZMAN's old broken broom handle. Out the window he saw a cow fvcking a asshole belonging to TANC and REDZ, who have been splugeing in a bath of hot mexican lizards.

RED ZMAN took out his took out his and TibbyChick's pink big, round, long funny shaped pickle and jammed it deep in DTN's cute, fluffy, cuddly, creamy buttermilk biscuit.
(The) Pirates, Ninjas & Jihadists eating party at REDZ's residence got crazy when Obama arrived with his rock hard economically stimulated package and Canadian mounty. Which made TANC go and fondle with multiple boys because DTN wanted to get strattled by Michael Jackson, but got TibbyChick to slap him while he rode Micheal Jackson's johnson while humming the thong song. Then he yelled out "Get my f*cking LEDs!!!!!".

He sees
a banana hammock party. Javageek and RED ZMAN saw a cow and started to do the crazy when majikTib <acronym title='slang for walked off'>stepped</acronym>, took his pants and drop them off at the local whore house and picked up TibbyChick's pink dildo, and a std, then went to "the free clinic" just in case they had Crabs.

"RED ZMAN SUCK MY ear", DTN exclaimed.

And Redz replied, "Ok I will!!!".

The next day, RedZ woke up with warts on his third nipple. He called Dtn and said, "dude... why did you put that dildo so deep? That really hurt my fuzzy, fluffy wuffy, dog. She's innocent!".

Then redz realized that Fluffy's licking the peanut butter off of his little, tiny, insignificant baby food spoon. He then proceeded to wank onto a gigantic piece of MRE cracker for DTN's lunch. DTN then yelled, "HOLY SHIT THIS tastes so good for an MRE!".

So he gave in and had gay SOCKS buttsecks. So Socks went the pride parade with SpongeBob and said "I LOVE GAY SOCKS BUTTSECKS!!!!".

DTN sucks anus because RED ZMAN forced him to with Socks taking video. Tib_001 and Bullfrog were busy wanking to hot girls's boyfriends all banging DTN, while he touched (a) donkey in appropriate places, while sucking on REDZ's warted cock.

REDZ sucks balls. That last statement referred to gumballs.

Majik LOL'ed at the size of steezy's left forearm and how it abormally muscular it is from jerking anything humanly possible, and somethings non-human like goat wang, elephant trunks, and ostrich necks, then poured into a mouth owned by everyone execpt the RDT staff. Socks didn't like this, cuz
(the) douche bag


has <acronym title='small penis'>microphallus</acronym>, and
Old Apr 18, 2009 | 10:08 PM
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hates it when
Old Apr 18, 2009 | 10:58 PM
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people talks crap
Old Apr 19, 2009 | 01:48 AM
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about his schlong.
Old Apr 19, 2009 | 01:52 AM
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It was imported



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