If you were the first man on earth and you noticed that you had a certain object between your legs that you had never seen before and were completely new to the concept to....

What would you call it?

What is the first thing you'd do with it?

 

"The Eve-inator".

First thing I'd do is water a tree.

 

I'm guessing I would also pee out of it before I came up with any better ideas.

I'm not very inventive, I would probably call it my pisser or something.

 

I would call it "the hammer" and I would build a house.

 

It's my stinger and i'd probably go find something to sting with it

follow up questions, do you think early man held his business when he peed or just pee no handed?

 

Probably peed no handed until someone complained that he smelled like pee all the time.