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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:12 AM
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PENDING MARRIAGE

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:22 AM
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ahahahahhaha thats great.

did this really happen to you or did you find it somewhere?


i always keep them in the car.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:38 AM
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hahhaha that is somthing right there haha.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:51 AM
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Trojan used that as there tv commercial, seen it a few times.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:54 AM
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found it on another forum.. not personal experience. My fiance' has a 10 year old sister... definitely not my situation in the story
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:07 AM
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yeah... it always nice to hear that story again!!! it just brings tears to my eyes sigh.gif
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 02:55 PM
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HAHA!!! good one. lmao.gif
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 05:56 PM
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Thats good. They should do a commercial of what happens if he goes upstairs...
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 06:03 PM
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Trojan man!
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 06:08 PM
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LMAO!! thats awesome

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