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Old 07-01-2013, 05:23 PM
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You wake up at home to find that 90% of the population have become zombies. Nobody inside your residence is effected. There is no internet, cable tv, no broadcasting radio stations, and the power is out.



Do you have a plan of action? What would you do?
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Go to the basement grab mah guns n ammo. Hop in the GTI head to my buddy Nicks house and barricade the door I came in (I'm sure hes already covered the rest of the doors/windows at this point). Then start sniping from the roof. At this point my other buddy Andy will most definitely have shown up with his guns/ammo/swords and we have a Grand ol time! If crap hits the fan, we are out of ammo they grab the swords, I grab Nicks sister, we all hop in his truck and head north. Hopefully we will eventually reach a point where zombies cannot reach, being dead they have no body heat which means they should freeze and be unable to follow us (granted we get far enough north for this to even happen)



Andy and Nick can start fortifying our camp, just in case... while Kayla and I start repopulating
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I live in Ottawa Canada. Pretty far north of you. It was 90F+ here last week....... hope you have lots of gas.





edit- I'm hearing a lot about zombies lately. This whole Zombie thing is a joke right? There aren't actually people who think something like this could ever happen is there?
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Originally Posted by 187sks
Do you have a plan of action? What would you do?


No... because mental masturbation is not as much fun as real masturbation.
Old 07-02-2013, 12:36 PM
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I think zombie plans are fun ways of planning for severe civil unrest. At least that's how I look at it. At the end of the day you're more mentally prepared for if the SHTF.
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^^ Exactly!! Neighbors getting rowdy?

KILL THEM ALL
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you know, ive always wondered why no one ever mentions getting a bicycle.



they are silent and can out speed and out maneuver even the zombies from I Am Legend. plus easy to maintain and require no outside assistance to operate



make a silencer using a AN fitting and a oil filter for those close encounters and carry a tomahawk just in case.



and keep moving until you get to as far northern canada as you can. id love to see zombies survive a canadian winter. even if they do, they'd be frozen solid and easy to tomahawk/cripple with a baseball bat.
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I'm heading to Floyd's house...
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I'm close to Canada.




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