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Old Mar 22, 2011 | 01:31 PM
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http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina



This woman crashed a car with 54 bags of heroin in her vagina



Matt Hardigree — This woman crashed a car with 54 bags of heroin in her vagina / VaginaThis is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found — upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary — 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina.



Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office — if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?



Mackaliunas was about to be released after a car crash earlier this month when police connected her with a minor burglary at a local hotel.



After a search police found three bags of heroin on her, but that's not all she had on her (in her?). While being driven to the police station an officer noticed Mackaliunas was fidgeting. After a more thorough search a struggle ensued and the suspect asked to speak to an officer and admitted she had more. Inside her vagina.



The total take was 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash. There are so many questions here. What's with the half-a-pill? Why not just carry the empty bags in your jacket and put the rest of the heroin in your lady business? Doesn't have a purse or a wallet?



She's been charged with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.



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Old Mar 22, 2011 | 01:38 PM
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LOL!
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Old Mar 22, 2011 | 03:30 PM
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Wow.
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Old Mar 23, 2011 | 11:25 AM
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Thats pretty nasty that someone could stuff all that up her va-jay-jay. I bet sex with her isnt exactly fun.
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Old Mar 23, 2011 | 12:21 PM
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Just think of all the snacks she could sneak in to the movies tho lmfao
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