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A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
registration in the glove box when I was putting my
gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nice try, but this joke was already told a week ago on FXtreme by Low&Show.
It's prett damn funny though! wink.gif

 

Oh soz, I don't always get time to read all the fxtreme posts!

 

Iz kewl! Still a good joke.

 

Sweet!!!
Damn it! I got pulled over last week. I should have used this one!!!!
Just Kidding!
Luv, IR2