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A Man Pulls Off the Crime Pentathlon: Drunk Driving a Stolen Car Through a Crime Scene While Naked and Looking At Porno
Kevin Signalness of Portland, Oregon pulled off a rare feat on Monday . . . he pulled off what we’re calling a CRIME PENTATHLON. That’s five different, unique crimes all done simultaneously . . . and you rarely see that happen.
#1.) Kevin stole a car . . .
#2.) Drove the car drunk . . .
#3.) Plowed it through some police tape and into a crime scene where the police were investigating a murder . . .
#4.) Had his JUNK EXPOSED . . .
#5.) And was looking at a PORNO MAGAZINE on the seat next to him at the time.
The police from the crime scene took a quick break to arrest him. He was hit with a ton of charges ranging from car theft and driving under the influence, to reckless driving and public indecency.
Kevin Signalness of Portland, Oregon pulled off a rare feat on Monday . . . he pulled off what we’re calling a CRIME PENTATHLON. That’s five different, unique crimes all done simultaneously . . . and you rarely see that happen.
#1.) Kevin stole a car . . .
#2.) Drove the car drunk . . .
#3.) Plowed it through some police tape and into a crime scene where the police were investigating a murder . . .
#4.) Had his JUNK EXPOSED . . .
#5.) And was looking at a PORNO MAGAZINE on the seat next to him at the time.
The police from the crime scene took a quick break to arrest him. He was hit with a ton of charges ranging from car theft and driving under the influence, to reckless driving and public indecency.
Wow
