Ms. Clinton Has Backed Out
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http://voteobama2008.blogspot.com/2007/04/...ut-of-race.html
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Of course, everybody seems to be pushing for a "super delegate" ticket with Obama and Hillary running as President and VP. I wonder what will happen.
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In one of the most shocking news of the 2008 presidential campaigns, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, has just announced in a press conference a few minutes ago, that she is dropping out of the race.
For a woman with so much ambition and drive, this must have been a very difficult decision to make.
At first she would not specify the reasons for dropping out, simply saying they were "personal." But after repeated questions from reporters...Hillary Clinton, the iron-willed woman, broke down.
"I've had enough! It's too much! I worked so hard for this!!! I became a senator for 6 years...just so I can have this chance! And now...some some....inexperienced upstart from nowhere is gaining on me! My staff tell me he will overtake my lead in 2 months! 2 months!" Senator Clinton blurted out.
"Not only that...my husband...if I can even call him that, is back to his stupid old tricks again. I have begged him to keep to keep..."Bill Junior" under control at least until after the elections! But no! Last night..he...he...and one of MY interns, they....." Mrs. Clinton was unable to finish that sentence. But it clearly appears that good old Bill is back to putting his "cigar" where it doesn't belong. This is a huge embarrassment for Senator Clinton. It is rumored that this is what really prompted her decision to quit rather than Mr. Obama's rising popularity.
When asked to comment on this shocking news Mr. Obama was conciliatory. "I feel for Senator Clinton. A presidential campaign is not for everyone. And I don't believe it was my gaining on her at the polls that caused her to quit. No, she got more guts than that. I believe its all because of what Bill is doing, sticking his pecker all over the place...embarrassing his wife instead of supporting her." Mr. Obama said.
Asked if he will consider Hillary as his Vice President, he said "Senator Clinton will make an excellent Vice President. My people are already in contact with her people regarding this issue. I have also asked my people to refer her to a very good divorce attorney. Once Bill is out of her life, I'm sure she will become an excellent vice president for me."
Meanwhile Hillary's camp has remained silent to the press regarding this generous offer from former rival Barack Obama. When pressed about it, they simply said "Look guys, it's been a stressful day. And for crying out loud it's Sunday, April 1st. Can't you guys wait till Monday April 2nd to bug us about this stuff?"
Article taken from VoteObama2008
Of course, everybody seems to be pushing for a "super delegate" ticket with Obama and Hillary running as President and VP. I wonder what will happen.
---Article Below---
In one of the most shocking news of the 2008 presidential campaigns, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, has just announced in a press conference a few minutes ago, that she is dropping out of the race.
For a woman with so much ambition and drive, this must have been a very difficult decision to make.
At first she would not specify the reasons for dropping out, simply saying they were "personal." But after repeated questions from reporters...Hillary Clinton, the iron-willed woman, broke down.
"I've had enough! It's too much! I worked so hard for this!!! I became a senator for 6 years...just so I can have this chance! And now...some some....inexperienced upstart from nowhere is gaining on me! My staff tell me he will overtake my lead in 2 months! 2 months!" Senator Clinton blurted out.
"Not only that...my husband...if I can even call him that, is back to his stupid old tricks again. I have begged him to keep to keep..."Bill Junior" under control at least until after the elections! But no! Last night..he...he...and one of MY interns, they....." Mrs. Clinton was unable to finish that sentence. But it clearly appears that good old Bill is back to putting his "cigar" where it doesn't belong. This is a huge embarrassment for Senator Clinton. It is rumored that this is what really prompted her decision to quit rather than Mr. Obama's rising popularity.
When asked to comment on this shocking news Mr. Obama was conciliatory. "I feel for Senator Clinton. A presidential campaign is not for everyone. And I don't believe it was my gaining on her at the polls that caused her to quit. No, she got more guts than that. I believe its all because of what Bill is doing, sticking his pecker all over the place...embarrassing his wife instead of supporting her." Mr. Obama said.
Asked if he will consider Hillary as his Vice President, he said "Senator Clinton will make an excellent Vice President. My people are already in contact with her people regarding this issue. I have also asked my people to refer her to a very good divorce attorney. Once Bill is out of her life, I'm sure she will become an excellent vice president for me."
Meanwhile Hillary's camp has remained silent to the press regarding this generous offer from former rival Barack Obama. When pressed about it, they simply said "Look guys, it's been a stressful day. And for crying out loud it's Sunday, April 1st. Can't you guys wait till Monday April 2nd to bug us about this stuff?"
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I think it's freakin' hilarious.
Why is it rude? They whack Bush any chance they get on Leno or Letterman... you're supposed to make fun of politicians.
Have you seen how HIDEOUS she used to look? She's had some serious plastic work done on that face... she looks nothing like she used to. Wow... let's get some archived pictures going...
Why is it rude? They whack Bush any chance they get on Leno or Letterman... you're supposed to make fun of politicians.
Have you seen how HIDEOUS she used to look? She's had some serious plastic work done on that face... she looks nothing like she used to. Wow... let's get some archived pictures going...
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She's 60 something years old, and looks damn good for her age. What bothers me is that it's come to the point in this society where women her age pretty much have to have procedures done to keep looking fresh and young, while men of the same age mostly age naturally without being houded about it. Women have so much more pressure in general to look perfect and young all the time, while men not as much. And the minute the woman doesn't look perfect, society hounds them for it.
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That really is true. And just because we are mostly guys here doesnt mean we dont know that. Just look at the media. You never see girls that arent thin and beautiful. But guys it doesnt matter nearly as much.