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Man can't get neighbors wife pregnant...tries 72 times...

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Old 01-24-2012, 04:18 PM
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Because fiction has to make sense. Traute Soupolos former beauty queen in Stuttgart Germany was sad that she was not getting pregnant. However after seeing a doctor, her husband, Demetrius was told he was sterile.After some soul searching the couple came up with Plan B. Her husband, Demetrius hired his neighbor Frank Maus to get the job done. The man has two children, and has a similar appearance physically to Demetrius.



Who would know, right? The Soupolos couple paid Mr. Maus $2,500 to give the couple a child. The effort went on for 3 evenings a week he made a valiant effort, for a total of 72 sessions.



Mrs. Maus was not thrilled with the arrangement. Mr. Maus explained he was not thrilled either. “I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money.”



After six months Mr. Soupolos was not understanding and requested Mr Maus see a doctor, which he agreed to.



The doctor discovered that Mr. Maus was also sterile! This led to Mrs. Maus admitting was not the real father of their two children.



The Soupolos’s took Mr Maus to court for breach of contract. Mr. Maus believes he does not owe the money paid to be returned since he contracted for effort, not a 100% promise of results.



TRCBNews is suspicious of this account and wonders if it is a joke. We cannot find any record of what the court outcome was.


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Old 01-24-2012, 04:20 PM
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Even if he has to give the money back, I'm sure it was worth it, he was definitely not doing it for the money! ohh and
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I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money.






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Now what sort of a genius does it take for the whore/stud's WIFE to be, to say he better not do it or else, because then she'll be found out as having had a special friend herself? Woman, if you would object on general principal to your husband schtupping the hottie next door, you'd never be discovered!
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Getting paid $2500 to bang that chick? GOD DAMMIT. That's practically winning the lottery. That is the definition of Having your cake, and eating it too.



Seriously though. I'd do that job for free every day of the week.




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