LOL at my baby's momma
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So I was out all night friday and came home suturday morning to grab my mountain bike and gear. I noticed a few more things packed up, whatever. Go out all night saturday and get home at 9 in the morning sunday and I come across this.

Her shoe in the middle of the yard and the heal sunk in 4 inches.

This is on the walkway to the front door, same shoes that she wrote a check out of my account and into hers. Then went on a shopping spree, I cancled the check and it cost her an extra $150 (non sufficiant funds) for $100 dollars worth of stuff, LOL. I think she fell into that plant on the left as it is squashed.

Then theres her purse on the ground in front of the door.

This was not the topper but keys on the door are a classic. What I didn't get a pic of was the front door adjar by a couple inches. When I got to the door and saw the purse, keys and door not closed I thought I may be walking in on a murder sceen or some dude in bed with her. I was hoping for the dude in bed so I could get my hands around his neck and kill the motherfucker but Erin was just passed out in bed. So I went back outside and took the pics. She used to be a heavy drinker and it looks like she is back on that road again. Oh yea almost forgot the empty box of count chocula on the counter with the bag ripped out and cereal everywere, did not get a pic of that.

Her shoe in the middle of the yard and the heal sunk in 4 inches.

This is on the walkway to the front door, same shoes that she wrote a check out of my account and into hers. Then went on a shopping spree, I cancled the check and it cost her an extra $150 (non sufficiant funds) for $100 dollars worth of stuff, LOL. I think she fell into that plant on the left as it is squashed.

Then theres her purse on the ground in front of the door.

This was not the topper but keys on the door are a classic. What I didn't get a pic of was the front door adjar by a couple inches. When I got to the door and saw the purse, keys and door not closed I thought I may be walking in on a murder sceen or some dude in bed with her. I was hoping for the dude in bed so I could get my hands around his neck and kill the motherfucker but Erin was just passed out in bed. So I went back outside and took the pics. She used to be a heavy drinker and it looks like she is back on that road again. Oh yea almost forgot the empty box of count chocula on the counter with the bag ripped out and cereal everywere, did not get a pic of that.
Wow...its too bad you dont have video camera surveillance. That would of been one hilarious vid to watch of her coming home. laugh.gif
Hopefully she didnt drive in that condition though, and someone dropped her off.
Hopefully she didnt drive in that condition though, and someone dropped her off.
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She was dropped off I know for sure but Shanon (this is a guess) drinks just as hard as her so I am sure she was not in any better condition. My daughter was with family all weekend, I picked her up sunday afternoon after getting groceries. Yes video survaliance would have been the topper, I can just see her walking 20 feet with just one shoe on then falling into the plant when she lost the other. As funny as it was it also pisses me off that she has gone back to drinking that much again. It was a big deal for her to quite, infact about 2 years ago when she asked her sister shana for her honest opinion if she drank to much and she told her the truth, yes when you drink it's to much, you don't know when to stop, Erin didn't talk to her for a full year. She asked for an honest opinion and then pulled that crap, she needs help. Theres so much I aint even told yall, she really does need some help.
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Her name's Erin and lives in Sac? She's not a short, really skinny redhead is she? Friend of mine was married to a girl named Erin who moved to Sacramento after their divorce.
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QUOTE (i8acobra @ Oct 12 2009, 07:13 PM)
Her name's Erin and lives in Sac? She's not a short, really skinny redhead is she? Friend of mine was married to a girl named Erin who moved to Sacramento after their divorce.
No she has lived in the Sac area all her life. I met her a couple months before her 18th b-day, I was 20 going on 21. 13 years later I have a hole in my chest were my heart used to be!
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Her name's Erin and lives in Sac? She's not a short, really skinny redhead is she? Friend of mine was married to a girl named Erin who moved to Sacramento after their divorce.
haha don't push your luck!
that's pretty funny. i hope there's nothing more to this story than just a night of unpredicted fun.
chocula is yumm.
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Heres a pic of Erin

a quick pic of me i just took, laying on a freaking air mattress, gave the bed up 2 her.

You guys didn't really think i looked like an evil Obama Joker did you? lol

a quick pic of me i just took, laying on a freaking air mattress, gave the bed up 2 her.

You guys didn't really think i looked like an evil Obama Joker did you? lol



