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03-06-2003, 12:15 PM
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> A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
>
> A long black hearse was followed closely by a second long black hearse.
> Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a
> lead & behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
>
> The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
> walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
> time
> to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
> it?"
> The man replied: "Well, that first hearse is my wife."
>
> "What happened to her?"
> "My dog attacked and killed her."
>
> He inquired further: "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
> the dog turned on her too."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Join the queue"
>
>
> A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
> unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
>
> A long black hearse was followed closely by a second long black hearse.
> Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a
> lead & behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
>
> The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
> walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
> time
> to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
> it?"
> The man replied: "Well, that first hearse is my wife."
>
> "What happened to her?"
> "My dog attacked and killed her."
>
> He inquired further: "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
> the dog turned on her too."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Join the queue"
>
>
