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A rich white guy in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich white dude said, "I have a 10 ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of the rich white
dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its A$$! Leroy was jabbing the gator
in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of $hit like
head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was
churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were
screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it sink
to the bottom like a K-Mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the rich white
guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's
okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.
The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Leroy.
The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Once again Leroy said no.
The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the a$$hole who pushed me in the pool!
[ February 22, 2003, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: BoOm 146 ]
invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich white dude said, "I have a 10 ft
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of the rich white
dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its A$$! Leroy was jabbing the gator
in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of $hit like
head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was
churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were
screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it sink
to the bottom like a K-Mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the rich white
guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's
okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.
The rich white dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Leroy.
The white dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Once again Leroy said no.
The confused rich white guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the a$$hole who pushed me in the pool!
[ February 22, 2003, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: BoOm 146 ]
