A little War humor
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A little War humor
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... F-18 ... B-2
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... F-18 ... B-2
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
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The war could have been averted, you know. There were secret talks between Saddam and Bush a day before. Saddam agreed to be exiled out of Iraq, but would only want to go in only one place. Bush said no and war happened.
Saddam wanted to be exiled to the White house.
Visions, LOL.
bow_down lol
Saddam wanted to be exiled to the White house.
Visions, LOL.
bow_down lol
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A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife
opening a package; what food might it contain? He was aghast to discover
that it was a mouse trap! Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed
the warning, "There is a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse trap in
the house."
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr..
Mouse, I can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no
consequence to me; I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the
house."
"I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I
can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse
trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?"
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the
farmer's mouse trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the
house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife
rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the
trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to
the hospital. She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a
fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the
farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so
that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed
them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people
came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for
all of them to eat.
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it
does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we
are all at risk.
And so it may be with France, Germany, Ireland, Finland, Sweden, Greece,
Austria, Luxembourg and Belgium.....
opening a package; what food might it contain? He was aghast to discover
that it was a mouse trap! Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed
the warning, "There is a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse trap in
the house."
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr..
Mouse, I can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no
consequence to me; I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the
house."
"I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I
can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse
trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?"
So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the
farmer's mouse trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the
house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife
rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the
trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to
the hospital. She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a
fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the
farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so
that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed
them, the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people
came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for
all of them to eat.
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it
does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we
are all at risk.
And so it may be with France, Germany, Ireland, Finland, Sweden, Greece,
Austria, Luxembourg and Belgium.....
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