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Old Sep 6, 2001 | 04:52 PM
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I got one for you guys...

The pope is in town in Washington D.C. and a limo is sent to pick him up. As he walks out of the hotel and to the limo, he notices how nice it is and convinces the driver to let him drive even though he has no license, but knows how. As luck, or fate, or God, would have it, he is clocked in a speed zone doing 50 mph over the speed limit. The officer approaches the car and the Pope rolls down the window. He apologizes to the officer, and explains he has no license. The officer tells the Pope to wait a minute and returns to his squad car and calls his chief.

"Chief. I pulled over someone who doesn't have a license and was doing 50 over the speed limit. The thing is he seems to be a VERY important person!"

"How important is he?"

The officer replied, "Well, I'm not exactly sure but if it's any clue, the Pope is driving him around!"
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 04:01 AM
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funny!
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