I dont no how many of u get the jcw sport compact magizine but they send it to me and i decided to read it about the products today instead of tossing it and it was pretty funny but some people actually buy this stuff heres my favorites:
-weapon short ram intake, about how it multiplies the air velocity by having 2 air paths but thats old news lmao.gif

-stick on cf hood scoop

-stick on heat release in cf

-stick on cf euro style attena look alike

-a wing that u can change the angle of "for a true racing experience" lists the cars it fits on basically all its a am wing, it includes the tib please dont

-wing with graphic lights in it

-"Performance Look" heat releases sticks with double sided tape, and its "lightweight" plastic lmao.gif like it does anything but add weight in the first place

-japanese words for "true conversion starters" i didnt no japanese cars had words stickered on the windows

-APC wind sheild banners so people will no the car is rice if they have any doubts

-"Leather Look" seat covers

-apc fire extinguishes "Cool look fo your hot car!" never mentions how well they put out the fires

FAVORITES
-"Front mount cold air intake" its a big air fliter where an intercoooler would be "Adds intercooler styling to cars without a turbo" and o yea the filters red ne one who nos what an intercooler is nos it isnt a red air filter

-"The look of nitrous at a fraction of the nitrous cost!" it shoots out CO2 to look like nitrous purge

ok heres the best of all
-"Titanium blaze mufflers" "dramatically more (power) than stock" but heres the best part

"UP TO 72 FT/LBS TORQUE INCREASES! UP TO 10 HP GAINS!" so figuring out that proportionally it makes that huge gain at 5250/(72/10) RPMS which is 729.167 RPMs according to my cell phone

-"LOW RPM-Power mufflers" "flow_through mufflers actually reduce power at low rpms" i guess just give us some more back pressure which isnt a good thing as u prolly no, i guess they believe that myth about back pressure never says anything about being on a dyno

-N1 mufflers come in colors: gold blue magenta yes MAGENTA lmao.gif , green black and blue

-a catback from arospeed that has to tell u that it is better than just replacing the muffler, i never knew that but i guess a lot of ricers really dont thats sad

-an intercooler kit that tells you that it reduces the intake temps on turbod cars, o so thats what they do i thought it was so i could get the race look

ok these right here r great
-by APC "The look of custom disk brakes without the high cost and hassles of a disk brake conversion!" lmao.gif lmao.gif dont do this drillsergeant.gif o yea they come in red white and blue too not on the same one though lmao.gif lmao.gif I want to see them in real life id be laughing the rest of the day

-allumum sheets that go on the insideof your wheels they also come in colors "Protect wheels from damaging brake dust" lmao.gif "Will not affect new car warranty" lmao.gif omg thats haliorous y would it affect your warrenty except for being stupid enough for making your wheels look stupid and making them really heavy id void their warrenty out of stupidity

 

I once saw a honda civic with the fake disk brakes over the rear drums... it was obvious a mile away that they were not real disks..

 

Ive seen plastic disk look alike things built in to hubcaps before i think someone at my school has them

 

lol..JCWhitney is trying to target the Fast and the Furious wannabes.

 

Lets see...JC Whitney usually known for its muscle car performance? Ok so if there taking a swing at tuning that can only mean one thing.........Tricked out F-150's, Killer 4-banger fox body Mustangs, and pimped Ford Pintos. All complete with performance exhaust, big japanesse stickers that noone can read, and fake disk brakes tucked under the finest quality spinning hubcaps.












lmao.gif Can I get a WTF lmao.gif

 

I can't stand the fake spinning hub caps or the fake disk brake cover thingys. They look so damn retarted! There's a minivan in my town that has the spinning hubcaps! It's just rediculous.

 

lol, I got the same mag, unfortunently if you get any major performance import parts mag you have to deal with that crap. even the jegs import mag has it. JCWhitney is definently going off the deep end though. Holy crap i saw the fake disks in there for sale.... sooo soo soo sad.

oh and spinners too:
real spinners = lilboy.gif
fake spinners = lilboytub.gif ausaroo.gif banana2.gif

edit: oh btw, i didn't request the mag... redz are you selling our addresses??

 

Man were I live we have a mini van with fake spinning hub caps. Hmm......Its a consperiacy.

 

I get scc so thats prolly why I am gonna start geting car and driver too, yea i saw one of the teachers cars with some spinning hubcaps, another teacher said its like putting a flag pole infront of a condemmed building owned.gif , o its on a beat up neon