OK found this pic on my cousins Myspace profile. she's in Japan and started taking pictures of Japanese "engrish" signs and such.



Then she came across this ad... well the pic says it all, really.



So lets read in between the lines

Creamy Kids (tasty kids)
new born- 13 (any age, we like em all)
Send pictures of kids and measurements (umm... yeea. lol)
any nationality ok (we dont discriminate, we just like em young)
Japanese kids also (gotta consume what your country produces!)

 

wow.........

 

I went to Japan twice and Korea 3 times. Japan has the worst English speakers ever. I don't understand why they just don't stick to Japanese language. I went to this one store in Tokyo called "Book Off". It's a used book place. I asked my girlfriend to help me translate my question to the service desk. I asked him "what does Book off mean?". The guy said "Where trying to get books off the shelves". heheh.

 

yea, i was thinking that creamy might be like cute or adorable when translated literally to Japanese. translations can be strange between languages with different roots.

 

i've seen some of that stuff at marshalls in florida. believe it or not they have an entire section devoted to cheap japanese imported plastics. they misspell like 4-letter words. it's really wierd since japanese are some of the smartest most talented people in this world.

 

I've seen sooo much worse. I've got a friend in japan right now teaching. She takes tons of pictures, some of public signs and things that make NO sense at all. My favorite was a picture of a contraceptive store. On the sign there is a gigantic smiling happy penis.

 

^^
dude, you gotta post a pic if you can. that its hilarious

 

remember guys that they put sentances together backwards. just like koreans do

example.

i would like some coffee

korean

coffee would you like

 

Japanese people are overestimated.