While I was driving down the road yesterday, (only 10 mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"OK," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "what..... A rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $75.

The look on his face, priceless.

 

You shoulda gotta ticket for the worst joke EVAR.

 

thats an old joke, an you wouldn't have the marbles to say that to a cop.

 

so what would happen if you actually insulted a cop like that?

 

Rodney King ring a bell

 

then i'll be richest person alive! bring it on.

 

I told that joke to my dad ( a retired cop of 25 years), and he got a good laugh out of it. smile.gif