How Many Points Can You Get?
02-23-2006, 11:42 AM
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ONE POINT DARES
- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears.
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
- Dont use any punctuation
THREE POINT DARES
- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it.β
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
FIVE POINT DARES
- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.β
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two.β
- After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in βthe report's on your desk, mon.β Keep this up for one hour.
- While an officemate is out, move their chair & desk into the elevator.
- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, βShut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
- Carry your keyboard over to your IT Administer and ask "You wanna trade?"
- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.β
- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
- Hang a five-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
- In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVORS.β
- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears.
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
- Dont use any punctuation
THREE POINT DARES
- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it.β
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
FIVE POINT DARES
- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.β
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two.β
- After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in βthe report's on your desk, mon.β Keep this up for one hour.
- While an officemate is out, move their chair & desk into the elevator.
- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, βShut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
- Carry your keyboard over to your IT Administer and ask "You wanna trade?"
- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.β
- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
- Hang a five-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
- In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVORS.β
02-23-2006, 01:55 PM
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Give me three points.... This could get really fun or really dangerous..... LMFAO
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
02-23-2006, 02:51 PM
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QUOTE (visionz @ Feb 23 2006, 06:42 PM)
- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two.β
- While an officemate is out, move their chair & desk into the elevator.
- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
- Hang a five-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
- When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two.β
- While an officemate is out, move their chair & desk into the elevator.
- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
- Hang a five-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
Those are my favorite. laugh.gif
02-23-2006, 04:38 PM
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- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.β
...... but I do this everyday! well... minus the "I cant talk about it part" lmao.gif Do I get the points anyways? tongue.gif