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Old 01-24-2007, 07:29 PM
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

“So Doc, look at this engine, I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make 39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1,697,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaved over, then whispered to the mechanic…

“Try doing it with the engine running.”
Old 01-24-2007, 08:58 PM
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That's awesome!!! lmao.gif I thought it was going to be more of a blonde answer from the doc, but no! Absolutely terrific fing02.gif
Old 01-24-2007, 09:15 PM
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Ohhh... mechanic gets burned.
Love it!
Old 01-24-2007, 09:42 PM
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lol thats a good one owned.gif
Old 01-24-2007, 10:20 PM
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That is good. laugh.gif
Old 01-24-2007, 10:31 PM
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clapping.gif ohhhhhhhh sick burn
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hahaha smart answer!
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Thats good!




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