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Here is a riddle for the true intellectual!

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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 05:03 PM
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Try to come up with the answer on your own...the answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through;

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, while the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.
What are they both thinking?















Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down!
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 05:05 PM
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hell i wouldnt be doing any of that shit so i wouldnt need to worry tongue.gif
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 05:38 PM
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well if you had to choose between the two.. which one would it be?
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 06:08 PM
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they're both thinking of how to get down. smile.gif whoa, i looked at the answer after i posted. close enough eh?
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 06:15 PM
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i would take the old lady

a mouth is a mouth

and with no teeth = no biting

8O wink.gif
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