What quotes do you really like? Heres 2 of my favorites

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-A. Einstein

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
-R.N. Marley

 

insert Thomas Jefferson quote here

 

"A day without dancing, is a day wasted!"

 

"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."
-Dwight Schrute

"[indicating his purple belt] This is not a toy, this is a message to the entire office so that everyone can see I can physically dominate them."
-Dwight Schrute

"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving."
-Dwight Schrute

"Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
-Dwight Schrute

"When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
-Dwight Schrute

 

"Il est grand temps de rallumer les étoiles*"
-Gary Klang, i found it written in a bathroom stall

translation is something like, "Now is the time to relight the stars"

"Do or do not...there is no try"
-Master Yoda

 

"If you can't duct it, f*ck it"
- Some Redneck (referring to duct tape).

"Try F*cKitol..."
- Robin Williams

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve a boot to the head."
- Me

 

not a quote but a toast my buddy uses all the time.

"Here's to honor. Get on her, stay on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her"

 

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results