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This Is A Good One

Old Jan 16, 2009 | 07:35 AM
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her thong underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future mother & father-in-laws were standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 09:44 AM
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Humorous, but if that happened to me....the wedding would be off. breaker.gif
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 03:48 PM
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Haha. In that situation I would have inlaws that didn't much care for me.
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 09:26 PM
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^x2. I am so weak. Oh well, what are you gonna do!?
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Old Jan 17, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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I married a woman with no sisters. wink.gif
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Old Jan 19, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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^^Same here
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Old Jan 19, 2009 | 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(187sks @ Jan 17 2009, 12:50 PM)
I married a woman with no sisters. wink.gif


Well, she's not an only child, so you could still piss off the inlaws. tongue.gif
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Old Jan 19, 2009 | 02:05 PM
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That is true...and I'm not entirely sure that her brothers would put up much of a fight. gayflag.gif
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Old Jan 19, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Oh boy...
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