On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of
the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with
Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her,
'How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?'

'That's easy,' the Queen replied, 'You su rround
yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors.'

'But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or
not?', asked Bill.

You ask them a riddle,' she replied, and with that she
pressed a button and said, 'Would you please send Tony
Blair in.' When Blair arrived, the Queen said, 'I have
a riddle for you to answer for me.

Your parents had a child and it was not your sister
and it was not your brother. Who was this child?'

Blair replied, 'That's easy. The child was me.'

'Very good,' said the Queen. 'You may go now.'

Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid,
and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spok e
to Hillary. He said to her, 'I have a riddle for you,
and the answer is very important. Your parents had a
child and it was not your sister and it was not your
brother. Who was that child ?'

Hillary replied, 'Yes, it is clearly very important< BR>that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on
this for awhile?'

'Yes,' said Bill, 'I'll give you four hours to come up
with the answer.'

So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from
top to bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after
much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had
a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not
knowing what she would tell her husband, the former
President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran
into her most formidable challenger to her
presidential nomination, Barack Obama.

So she said, 'Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle
for me? Your parents had a chi ld and it was not your
sister and it was not your brother. Who was the
child?'

'That's seems pretty easy,' said Obama, 'I think the
child would be me.'

'Oh thank you,' said Hillary. 'You may just have
e nsured my nomination for the democratic candidate for
the Presidency of the United States !' So Hillary went
back to Bill and said, 'I think I know the answer to
your riddle.

The child was Barack Obama.!'

'No, you Dumb **** !' shouted Bill. 'The child was
Tony Blair'

 

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thats perty funny.