A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time". "

You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!"

"Hey coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Enjoy boys and girls, I'll bet you read it again. LOL

 

hahahaha, I def. was like errr wtf?? lol funny though

 

nice...LMFAO

 

lmao funny.

 

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..........No, but good joke, realy.somethign iw ouldent wanna read while driving in a tib due to the possibility of spitting out soda over the dash.

 

Took me a second lol, still funny tho.

 

good stuff. lol

 

Yep, re-read it to see if they did spell mississippi correctly tongue.gif

 

That was funny...

 

^^ that was melodramatic.