Friggin Hilarious..
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i laughed my freakin ass off at this stuff..
its like cyber sex convorsations but not really.. soo funny...
i got yelled at like 3 times for laughing soo hard..
- WORK WARNING ON TEXT - funny sh!T - WORK WARNING ON TEXT -
its like cyber sex convorsations but not really.. soo funny...
i got yelled at like 3 times for laughing soo hard..
- WORK WARNING ON TEXT - funny sh!T - WORK WARNING ON TEXT -
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omfg i can't stop laughing. i'm on the 4th one (the one about vegies). fvckin hilarious
OMFG!!! i don't think i've ever laughed this hard just by reading something... good find!!
OMFG!!! i don't think i've ever laughed this hard just by reading something... good find!!
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OMFG mang. lmao.gif lmao.gif
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Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
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Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
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