French Jokes
07-07-2005, 07:22 PM
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Why did the French send the Statue of Liberty to America?
A. They had no use for her anyway.
B. They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses tocome to FRANCE for God's sake
C. She wouldn't put out.
D. To be a constant reminder of the help they gave to defeat the British. As if WE'RE the ones with the short memory.
E. They wanted to remind future generations that they once had the balls to do what is right.
F. All of the above.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn't really exist.
A. They had no use for her anyway.
B. They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses tocome to FRANCE for God's sake
C. She wouldn't put out.
D. To be a constant reminder of the help they gave to defeat the British. As if WE'RE the ones with the short memory.
E. They wanted to remind future generations that they once had the balls to do what is right.
F. All of the above.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn't really exist.
07-07-2005, 09:05 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the germans help us america!!!
in all reality
he said he is gonna put a boot in your ass
wierd how french is close to spanish
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the germans help us america!!!
in all reality
he said he is gonna put a boot in your ass
wierd how french is close to spanish
07-07-2005, 09:25 PM
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^ Well done!
Spanish, you say?
Me llamo OzFxCoupe y vivo aqui, en Sydney, desde 24 anos. Y usted, como se llama?
Spelling's prolly all messed-up but you get the idea fing02.gif
Spanish, you say?
Me llamo OzFxCoupe y vivo aqui, en Sydney, desde 24 anos. Y usted, como se llama?
Spelling's prolly all messed-up but you get the idea fing02.gif
07-07-2005, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE (faithofadragon @ Jul 8 2005, 03:05 AM)
translation
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the germans help us america!!!
in all reality
he said he is gonna put a boot in your ass
wierd how french is close to spanish
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the germans help us america!!!
in all reality
he said he is gonna put a boot in your ass
wierd how french is close to spanish
ha yeah i was happy with myself to figure that out by knowing spanish.
07-07-2005, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE (OzFxCoupe @ Jul 8 2005, 03:25 AM)
^ Well done!
Spanish, you say?
Me llamo OzFxCoupe y vivo aqui, en Sydney, desde 24 anos. Y usted, como se llama?
Spelling's prolly all messed-up but you get the idea fing02.gif
Spanish, you say?
Me llamo OzFxCoupe y vivo aqui, en Sydney, desde 24 anos. Y usted, como se llama?
Spelling's prolly all messed-up but you get the idea fing02.gif
me llamo paperstsoapco y yo vivo en los estados unidos por 20 anos woosahhh
as for the jokes.... AWESOME no me gusta frances putas
07-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE (OzFxCoupe @ Jul 7 2005, 09:03 PM)
Attention la, RedZ! Tu cherches querelle? Si tu continues avec ces conneries je vais devoir venir te mettre ma botte au cul! lmao.gif nana.gif
Actual translation...
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Attention, RedZ! You seek quarrel? If you continuous with these conneries I will have to come to put my boot to you at the bottom!
LOL
You French? If so, let's fight...
Damnit, he ran away before I finished.
QUOTE (jToIeB @ Jul 7 2005, 09:42 PM)
Du konnen mein arse lechen...
Did you just ask someone to cum in your ass? LOL
QUOTE (paperstsoapco @ Jul 7 2005, 09:52 PM)
me llamo paperstsoapco y yo vivo en los estados unidos por 20 anos woosahhh
ROTFLMAO! Real translation..
QUOTE
I am called paperstsoapco and I live in the United States by 20 anuses woosahhh
LOLOLOL
QUOTE (Black01Tibby @ Jul 7 2005, 10:17 PM)
ROTFLMAOOMGWTFBBQBBL
lmao.gif owned.gif