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That does it! Im qutting my job and moving to California to be a lifeguard

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Old May 17, 2011 | 09:03 AM
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Default That does it! Im qutting my job and moving to California to be a lifeguard

http://orangepunch.ocregister.com/20...er-200k/44783/



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13/14 OC lifeguards make over $120,000 per year, lowest makes $98K.



Can retire after 30 years service (as early as 50 y/o) and get 90% of your pay as pension.





Who's coming with me!
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Old May 17, 2011 | 12:29 PM
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200K TO SIT ON A BEACH, STARE AT HALF NAKED CHICKS, AND CATCH A TAN?!?!?! Count me in...when do we leave?
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Old May 17, 2011 | 12:35 PM
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forget being the next Jerrod of Subway.... I'm the next Hasslehoff! Count me in!
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Old May 17, 2011 | 12:36 PM
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Hmm...wonder how tough it is to get that gig.
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Old May 17, 2011 | 12:50 PM
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^ Gotta know how to swim, and have the ability to do mouth to mouth on old overweight dudes that cant swim...
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Old May 17, 2011 | 01:03 PM
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I'd do mouth-to-mouth on Hasselhoff for $200k!
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Old May 17, 2011 | 01:27 PM
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