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Old 09-21-2009, 09:27 AM
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Cool Definition of Autocross

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross

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Old 09-21-2009, 11:31 AM
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Haha, nice!

Yeah, I've never understood that one myself. This part of running "stock" is completely true.
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Stock, in this case, means not stock at all. For example, use of $10,000 aftermarket shocks and $2,000 race tires is not only encouraged, but required to be competitive in stock class competition.


This statement applies to me. Haha!
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Street prepared classes are where you spend a whole lot of money on your car to make it marginally faster and less competitive than it was in stock class.
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The primary attraction of autocross is that it is a relatively inexpensive way to meet teenage girls brought to the races by their pimply faced, baseball-hat-on-backwards, Honda CRX driving boyfriends. Many clubs use this aspect of the sport to try to attract new members by featuring condom giveaways for novice drivers.


lol! best paragraph ever!




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