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Old 12-12-2013, 10:47 AM
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Old 12-12-2013, 11:40 PM
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Haters gon hate, but I've always said she's hot. The fact that she can drive is just added bonus points. If she owns a sportbike too, I might have an aneurism.
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She okay, but not worth half of all my stuff.







Originally Posted by i8acobra
Haters gon hate, but I've always said she's hot. The fact that she can drive is just added bonus points. If she owns a sportbike too, I might have an aneurism.
You'd have that much blood left over?

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So, I'm guessing that means you think 3" is big? You must if you're asking if I'd have blood left over for an aneurism.
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All I'm saying is, on a normal day I have to choose between rational thought and motor skills, or a fapping like a crazed howler monkey. And hell, I'm hung like a mosquito in winter. I only expect a dude of your age to have decreased risk of blood flow to said affected areas after popping one of those blue pills. Unless....
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Blue pill? Ha! If you ask any of my ex's, they'll tell you... all it takes is a slight breeze to get me going. I kinda wish they had an orange pill because it's actually a bit inconvenient at times.
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Originally Posted by i8acobra
Calm down grandpa, it's just a joke.
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she has one hell of a body, but i just cant stand her f*cking voice and for some reason she reminds me of cartoon bruce wayne in the face







that being said











and a sexy nazi redhead to make you question your own morals







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