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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 02:21 PM
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COLTON, Calif. (AP) — Police say a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder savagely beat a Southern California couple at their home, leaving them in critical condition.



The Sun of San Bernardino says 22-year-old Ruben Arzu apparently was under the influence of steroids and other drugs, and it took four police officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain him.



Police say the couple came home late Saturday to find Arzu naked on the front porch of their home in Colton.



When Arzu was confronted by the 35-year-old husband, police say the bodybuilder attacked the man, causing major head trauma.



The man's wife called 911. Police say Arzu then picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head.



Arzu was booked on suspicion of attempted homicide.








Steroids are bad mmmmkaaay!
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 04:04 PM
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Wow. What a nice, stable guy.
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 04:17 PM
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I think if I had a naked 300 pd body builder on my front porch I would probably call the cops instead of confronting him. Something about that situation would scream get away or at least have something with a good amount of muzzle velocity handy.... o.0
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 08:42 PM
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Life sucks when your nutsack is the size of a cashew
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 09:59 PM
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Muzzle velocity is right. One good CNS hit will spoil all your roid ragin' attacks in a fairly big hurry.



But seriously, if you see the frikken HULK on your front step, nekkid, you DON'T call the cops first?
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 10:03 PM
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Maybe he thought Christmas came early? Don't judge.
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Old Dec 6, 2011 | 10:08 PM
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Lol, "under the influence of steroids". There's no such thing. Steroids might make you somewhat more aggressive, but you can't be "under the influence" haha

This man is under the influence of mental issues.
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