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07-26-2001, 11:56 PM
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Condoms
A Man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see", replied the boy pensively."Yes,I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why
are there 3 in this package".
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday,and TWO
for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March . . . . . .
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex". "Oh I see", replied the boy pensively."Yes,I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why
are there 3 in this package".
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday,and TWO
for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March . . . . . .
07-27-2001, 12:10 AM
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Damn, when I saw the "subject" of this e-mail, I actually thought Zorro was getting some! 
I figured I was going to have to close this thread down.... wink.gif
I figured I was going to have to close this thread down.... wink.gif
07-27-2001, 01:15 AM
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Originally posted by Zorro:
Anyway...I'm not that kinda girl wink.gif
Anyway...I'm not that kinda girl wink.gif
You must be catholic then...
(no contraceptives)Unless you mean the kind of girl who doesn't get any!
07-27-2001, 01:25 AM
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Originally posted by Zorro:
I mean I'm a good girl and I don't believe in sex before marriage.
I mean I'm a good girl and I don't believe in sex before marriage.
I dunno how you could possibly be any good if you've never done it before!
I feel sorry for that bloke...having "train you in". wink.gif
