Simple Rules:
One post at a time.
Once someone else posts, you can post again.
No double posting.



Example: tibby01 - chuck norris can slam a revolving door

 

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can ACTUALLY roundhouse kick you in the face yesterday.

 

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

 

Chuck Norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

 

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


My favorite part about the chuck norris facts is that he seems to enjoy it! A lot of famous people get upset but he takes it in stride. Glad that he doesn't take himself too seriously.

 

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

 

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

 

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris'ed.