I can pee anywhere, unaffected.

 

really? How about here?

 

I could pee there. WTF do I care?

 

Oh, I would DEFINITELY pee there. And shake more than twice.

 

I'd be more worried I'd catch something if I let my worm hang out...

 

I'm with you, it is fun to joke about, but some people take this a bit too serious. Like the people so scared they are leaning ON the nasty pee splashed urinal. I'm not like a 5 year old that dropps trou to the ground or stand 5' back with some arc, but I don't stand gross close either or really put that much thought into it. The most 'nerve racking' place I have been was on a bus with a full bird colonel to my right and a female across the isle to my left. But when you gotta go, you gotta go, and I had a watter bottle, so.....





Just don't be this guy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUvL6RRf9O8