"They see me rollin..."



"Still faster than a Civic..."



"This car now looks as good as our Sharpie eyebrows..."



"I wasn't even looking at the camera!!!"



"It's not ours anyway..."

 

umm look what we did!

smile and lets try to look cute.

 

I accidentally the whole car.

 

That seriously made me

 

*counting cars that are slowed down on their way home from work* eight hundred ninety four, eight hundred ninety five, eight hundred ninety six, eight hundred ninety seven...



"We just pwned this car!" *high five*



*points at wheels turned at a sharp angle* "There's your problem"



"Never seen the underside of a car before!"



"Hurry, take the picture before the cops get here!"

 

"Hey Baby can i drive your car?" is what the thick chick on the right is saying in here mind as she breaks from the camera to look at the Homie passin in his Caddy!

 

"New facebook profile picture!"

 

"Why think this is good picture? Because Race Car."



"Exhibit A: DWF"

 

in soviet mexico, road drives car, esse.



or



craigslist ad: 94 honda civic, red, manual, 160k, catback just installed, new tires recently, female owned, light scratches on roof, $3500. must come pick up.