darthvadergenesis

majik

wow........



my wife had a hell of a time at a local grocery store trying to get a birthday cake.



wife - "Happy Birthday Erica"

baker - How do you spell Erica?

wife - "E-r-i-c-a"

baker - E-r-c-i-a?

wife - "No, E-r-i-c-a"

baker - Oh, okay, I've got it. Come back in 5 minutes



.... pick up the cake ....



wife - "Ma'am, you spelled Erica wrong"

baker - Oh, I did?

wife - "Yes, it's E-r-i-c-a"

baker - Well, how about that. I even had it written down right but somehow wrote it wrong

Stocker

Marijuana: it's a helluva drug



P.S. I have never been able to get a telephone robot to correctly hear the spelling of my name.