Caj's Rd2 Spotted At Normandy
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Recently declassified military documents shine a new light on the Allied landing on D-Day. New evidence shows that a mysterious vehicle, known only as 'Caj's Tib', may have been among the first to land, leading the assault on Nazi fortified defenses. Analysis of the available photo has shown that the vehicle was likely transporting legendary professor, treasure hunter and bane of all Nazis: Indiana Jones. More as the story develops.
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Further reports regarding the Nazi fighting Tiburon are developing and should come down the wire before 2300 this evening, provided our correspondents aren't inebriated from end-of-week festivities. Mainstream media already picking up on the new developments, with cable comedy news show host Stephen Colbert calling the vehicle "A fine example of Truthiness."
Further reports regarding the Nazi fighting Tiburon are developing and should come down the wire before 2300 this evening, provided our correspondents aren't inebriated from end-of-week festivities. Mainstream media already picking up on the new developments, with cable comedy news show host Stephen Colbert calling the vehicle "A fine example of Truthiness."
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Further analysis of available records has shown that 'Caj's Tib' may have been much more significant then previously suspected in fighting Nazi Germany. Newly uncovered photos and top-secret government documents obtained using a Freedom of Information Act request have revealed that after leading the assault on D-Day, the vehicle believed to have been carrying Indiana Jones was able to sneak behind German lines. Photo evidence shows that the vehicle was able to slip in with Hitlers infamous Shovel Brigade as it returned to Berlin, allowing it to remain undetected. The Shovel Brigade is most famous for having singlehandedly conquered France while shouting the slogan 'Spade and neuter your Frenchman.'
Further news as the story develops, as new ties between 'Caj's Tib' and the fall of Nazi Germany become apparent.
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......The technology behind the main gun was classified top secret and only now are we able to uncover the truth which turned the tide against the Germans.While it is a well known fact that Caj's Tib was present for the fall of Nazi Germany, a lesser known fact is DTN's Tiburon was in fact the only tiburon equiped with a prototype M1A1 Abrahams maing gun. The battle-Tiburon's main gun was able to tear through the relatively lightweight armor of the German tanks, called Panzers. The speed, and power with which the retrofitted tiburon was able to strike was unmatched by the Panzers. With the threat of the feared Deutche Panzers out of the way and the German army spread thin across the thick of Europe, American forces were able to infiltrate the heart of the Nazi's defences and win the war....
.....Upon returning to the United States, the retro-fitted tiburon, a member of the first infantry division, received a Presidential Citation for Valor. A bronze star, Army Commendation medal and a Cobalt Blue paint job were also awarded. The M1A1 main gun was removed and locked into storage to be revealed 20 years later on a more modern Tank. The Tiburon was retired to a dealership in Las Vegas where DTN purchased it.