Blond guy joke
03-17-2005, 08:36 PM
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Blond guy joke
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
03-18-2005, 10:11 AM
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pretty funny. i heard that before they/you changed it to blonde guy i think it was like a polac(sp?) or something. IMO it doesnt sound right like that
03-18-2005, 10:27 AM
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I got a blonde joke for ya...
A blonde woman is driving down the road with her husband one day and they notice something out in a field. The woman slows down and they look to see what it is. As they get a better glimpse of the movement in the tall grass, they make out a blonde woman in a row boat trying to row. The blonde woman becomes furious. She begins to bicker, "You know that really makes me so mad! It's stupid blondes like that who give us other blondes bad reps! I'd stop this car right now and go kick her a$$, but I can't swim!"
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A blonde woman is driving down the road with her husband one day and they notice something out in a field. The woman slows down and they look to see what it is. As they get a better glimpse of the movement in the tall grass, they make out a blonde woman in a row boat trying to row. The blonde woman becomes furious. She begins to bicker, "You know that really makes me so mad! It's stupid blondes like that who give us other blondes bad reps! I'd stop this car right now and go kick her a$$, but I can't swim!"
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