Beware of the "Facebook Angle"
10-05-2010, 11:42 AM
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Beware of the "Facebook Angle"
You you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.
And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you
that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you
previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the
internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.
You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?
Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “Facebook Angles.”
FB Angle:
Full Pic:
FB Angle:
Cold Harsh Reality:
FB Super Cutie Angle:
Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill
Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!
You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!
Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with:
In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on.
A veritable Goddess at this angle:
But the light of day suggests otherwise.
This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute:
Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot.
The punk-rock girl of your dreams:
Or maybe your worst nightmare.
And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots:
And you GOT ‘EM!
Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love:
watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!
And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you
that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you
previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the
internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.
You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?
Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “Facebook Angles.”
FB Angle:
Full Pic:
FB Angle:
Cold Harsh Reality:
FB Super Cutie Angle:
Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill
Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!
You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!
Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with:
In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on.
A veritable Goddess at this angle:
But the light of day suggests otherwise.
This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute:
Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot.
The punk-rock girl of your dreams:
Or maybe your worst nightmare.
And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots:
And you GOT ‘EM!
Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love:
watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!
10-05-2010, 03:58 PM
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Hell, you can tell the first few are chunky without the body shot! Serves people right for being lazy and not going out and meeting people face to face! Fu*#ing lazy America......
10-05-2010, 11:26 PM
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Or when every picture of them is in black and white with MS Paint hearts and cursive in green. Even I suck at photoshop but at least I'm trying! Least they can do is stop making their pics so damn filtery!