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The vagina is the best engine in the world because it is self lubricating, takes 1 finger to start, accepts any size piston and changes its own filter
I disagree. Unfortunately it's like a diesel, and you need to warm it up before you start moving that piston. Not to mention maintenance costs make them impractical.
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Theirs one problem you forgot to mention, unfortonately vagina's are like honda's your too embarassed to take them out in public and when you do they make alot of noise and dont go very fast, on the other end of the spectrum theirs vagina's that are like mac truck's way too big and you have no idea where theyve been.
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HA!
mine leaks on a regular basis. and I've heard others do too? anyone diagnose it yet? it's weird.. like you can set your watch to it, and shop rags don't even do the trick.. it's horrible.
mine leaks on a regular basis. and I've heard others do too? anyone diagnose it yet? it's weird.. like you can set your watch to it, and shop rags don't even do the trick.. it's horrible.
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yea but the fuel is freaking expensive! I don't know of any other engines that run on diamonds, rubies & pearls, freakin $500 purses and expenisve-*** dinners w/ a movie. Plus I noticed mine gets jealous if I drive another engine... ? weird, I know...
lmao.gif this was his reply to my leaky problem
lmao.gif this was his reply to my leaky problem
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Patrick, I've heard juicing your engine with some Depo on a regular basis can clear up the leakage and keep things running smoothly. It may cause other problems with the rest of the vehicle, and as we all know unfortunately motor swaps are practically impossible.
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I heard they all blow at about 50 years. There's nothing you can do, but live with a poorly running engine. It's like the cylinder walls expand or something.. and what's worse is they take the same fuel to run at that age.
you can find a cheap low mileage engine in certain areas, but swapping is (like said before) impossible. =(
you can find a cheap low mileage engine in certain areas, but swapping is (like said before) impossible. =(









