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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 01:57 PM
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Meet Tanya and Shaquanda; two young walfare hoes who like to sit around their grandmas house and sip on crunk juice all day. Today they decided to test out their HP all-in-one printer that the stole from Walmart on Black Friday, by printing out some fake bills. After their brilliant minds concluded that the "sh*t looked legit" they walked down the block to the finest restaurant they knew, McDonalds. Once they ordered half the sh*t on the menu they decide to hand the cashier their fake $50 bill. The cashier looked at the bill and called them out on it. At that point the girls decided that it was time to keep it real. Unfortunately they did not realize that the cashier, Rayon McIntosh, just finished doing a 10 year bid for "keepin it very real". Rayon McIntosh was an expert in "not giving a f*ck" and quite handy with a metal rod. What happend next would go down in hood history as a beat down of Spartacus like proportions. The girls now have to eat through a straw but hey their New Years resolution was to lose a little weight.
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 02:12 PM
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 02:40 PM
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 03:21 PM
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I saw this and wondered when it'd hit the forums. Lovely beating, but the white chick running around, "Stop! Stop! Call the cops!" made me wonder if this was made in 1994. Did SHE not have a cell phone to call the cops?! WTF is she running around yelling? b*tches be b*tches...
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 03:24 PM
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He was protecting himself. I don't understand why they're targeting him in the video as the bad guy. Sure, he beat them several times, but b*tches should've stayed on the ground! You can see he stopped, and then they try to get up so he hits them again. Stoopid bishes...
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 03:59 PM
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lol yah i like how they say they were "attacked" by the guy with a rod, nevermind the fact that they:



in the act of committing a felony with counterfeit bills

slapped the guy

jumped the counter and RUSHED at the guy with a rod



sh*t looks like defense to me
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 04:34 PM
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^^ Yea seriously, when the anchors started targeting the cashier as the bad guy i was like get the f*ck out of here, no way. That's blatant self defense, yes the girls were down and he kept hitting, so what? They assaulted him and he put them in their place.
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 05:10 PM
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The Don's aught to award this model employee... you slap and rush someone and he cant defend himself? He used a rod... so what, why should he bruise his hands in self defense? He beats them some more, hey man adrenaline was pumping im sure but regardless they brought it on themselves.
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 05:18 PM
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Old Dec 12, 2012 | 05:33 PM
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would go down in hood history as a beat down of Spartacus like proportions.






lol yah i like how they say they were "attacked" by the guy with a rod, nevermind the fact that they:



in the act of committing a felony with counterfeit bills

slapped the guy

jumped the counter and RUSHED at the guy with a rod



sh*t looks like defense to me


The Don's aught to award this model employee...


Exactly. Not only did he control the situation but he called the bill out. This man should get promoted to manager, or corporate.



" made me wonder if this was made in 1994. Did SHE not have a cell phone to call the cops?!


Hahahahah.
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