That awkward moment
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That awkward moment
When you're at work, taking a crap, hear your boss walk in while talking on his cell and thinking he's alone, gets in the stall next to you, takes a wicked one, and walks out without washing his hands.
Mental note: do not shake hands with my boss, no matter what!
Mental note: do not shake hands with my boss, no matter what!
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Or when someone starts talking to you when you're at the urinal... Even worse when it's someone you know...
I have been known to hold a stake out outside the bathroom door just to snag it when nobody else is in there...
I have been known to hold a stake out outside the bathroom door just to snag it when nobody else is in there...
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Man... I work at a car factory. So the bathrooms are decent size, around 10 lined up urinals and 6-8 stalls. We have about 10 of these scattered around the complex.. anyways.
I walk in *alone* I go to a urinal usually in the middle to hurry up..... then all of a sudden someone comes in, *which isnt a big deal* BUT THEN they come to the urinals and go to one that is right next to me...I just mumble all pissed and go to a farther one.
I walk in *alone* I go to a urinal usually in the middle to hurry up..... then all of a sudden someone comes in, *which isnt a big deal* BUT THEN they come to the urinals and go to one that is right next to me...I just mumble all pissed and go to a farther one.
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I would pee on the queen and put it on the internet.
But seriously, I can't start peeing in front of somebody. Its hella frustrating, I genuinely don't care about peeing in front of others, but captain mushroom-head seems to think otherwise.
But seriously, I can't start peeing in front of somebody. Its hella frustrating, I genuinely don't care about peeing in front of others, but captain mushroom-head seems to think otherwise.
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^ that right there is almost certain proof you never were in the military. Consider taking a sh*t that WILL be coming out, while someone is standing in front of you yelling to hurry up. It changes your perspective a little.
Or else you're from the city . . . one of the county fairgrounds a "fair piece" away from here has a concrete trough urinal (think: parking kerb dimensions but a hole, not poking up from the ground) and the flush is a pipe with holes along the length and a valve at one end.
Or else you're from the city . . . one of the county fairgrounds a "fair piece" away from here has a concrete trough urinal (think: parking kerb dimensions but a hole, not poking up from the ground) and the flush is a pipe with holes along the length and a valve at one end.
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This is true, I've not been in the service. That said, I really do enjoy taking a good bog, that needs no encouragement at all. None.
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Haha seriously. I've been to bars way too many times with those troughs where you go up to take a piss and some drunk guy next to you starts talking to you. I think I've been scarred for life. Stage fright for the lose.
More on topic, I've witnessed this a few times when I'm dropping a deuce and someone in the stall next to me flushes the toilet, walks out and doesn't wash their hands. I can understand not washing your hands after taking a piss, but after taking a sh*t?! WTF is wrong with you?!?!
As a side note, I love when people are talking on their cell phone in the bathroom. I start making grunting noises to make sure the other person on the phone hears. One time I let out a big one and after the splash I went all kool-aid man and said "OHHHH YEAAAAAH!"