When you're at work, taking a crap, hear your boss walk in while talking on his cell and thinking he's alone, gets in the stall next to you, takes a wicked one, and walks out without washing his hands.





Mental note: do not shake hands with my boss, no matter what!

 

Or when someone starts talking to you when you're at the urinal... Even worse when it's someone you know...



I have been known to hold a stake out outside the bathroom door just to snag it when nobody else is in there...

 

Man... I work at a car factory. So the bathrooms are decent size, around 10 lined up urinals and 6-8 stalls. We have about 10 of these scattered around the complex.. anyways.





I walk in *alone* I go to a urinal usually in the middle to hurry up..... then all of a sudden someone comes in, *which isnt a big deal* BUT THEN they come to the urinals and go to one that is right next to me...I just mumble all pissed and go to a farther one.

 

I could pee out the bus window full of nuns while going down the highway. I don't understand the issues people have lol.

 

^^^^ +1



Ever gone pee in a trough? LOL!

 

I would pee on the queen and put it on the internet.





But seriously, I can't start peeing in front of somebody. Its hella frustrating, I genuinely don't care about peeing in front of others, but captain mushroom-head seems to think otherwise.

 

^ that right there is almost certain proof you never were in the military. Consider taking a sh*t that WILL be coming out, while someone is standing in front of you yelling to hurry up. It changes your perspective a little.



Or else you're from the city . . . one of the county fairgrounds a "fair piece" away from here has a concrete trough urinal (think: parking kerb dimensions but a hole, not poking up from the ground) and the flush is a pipe with holes along the length and a valve at one end.

 

This is true, I've not been in the service. That said, I really do enjoy taking a good bog, that needs no encouragement at all. None.

 

Haha seriously. I've been to bars way too many times with those troughs where you go up to take a piss and some drunk guy next to you starts talking to you. I think I've been scarred for life. Stage fright for the lose.



More on topic, I've witnessed this a few times when I'm dropping a deuce and someone in the stall next to me flushes the toilet, walks out and doesn't wash their hands. I can understand not washing your hands after taking a piss, but after taking a sh*t?! WTF is wrong with you?!?!



As a side note, I love when people are talking on their cell phone in the bathroom. I start making grunting noises to make sure the other person on the phone hears. One time I let out a big one and after the splash I went all kool-aid man and said "OHHHH YEAAAAAH!"