Procrastinator's Creed

01. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

02. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

03. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

04. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

05. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

06. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

07. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

08. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

09. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

 

HA HA.....that's what I'm talking about! wink.gif

 

how about this one......research paper due at 8:00 am and i am just getting started...(1:15 am)

 

I was going to reply to this post from work...but decided why bother...it'll be there when I get home. And it was!

 

LOL, same with me when I saw this post at school!

 

I was going to reply last year, I guess my resolutions are coming true!! smile.gif tongue.gif