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Old Dec 30, 2008 | 07:32 AM
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A lady walks into her house and find her husband making sweet honey dip love to another woman. In anger, she grabs a knife cuts of his manhood and runs to her car (dick in hand). As she drives down the road she looks at the severed penis in victroy, opens her sunroof and begins to wave it around screaming "I cut that f*ckers dick off!!" Just then a strong wind blows it out of her hand and onto the windshield of the car behind her. In that car is an old man and his grand daughter. he hits the wipers as fast as he could hopeing the little girl doesnt ask anything but she does. "Gandpa what was that?" He says to her in a nervous voice. "It was just a bee." She then says. "Did you see the size of the dick on that bee!!"
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Old Dec 30, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Holy crap thats freaking horrible but halrious! lmao.gif
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Old Jan 1, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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lmao
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