TomKaleb: hey was wonderen if u could tell me anything about the wing I jus ordered it
REDZMAN74: The Turkish don't eat ham.
TomKaleb: Hey what's up u know aything about the wong
REDZMAN74: The wong. It's a large phallic device invented by a chineese man.
REDZMAN74: No hair.
REDZMAN74: But 2 huge balls.
REDZMAN74: Giraffes really like cannonballs. And apricots.
REDZMAN74: Do you like apricots?
REDZMAN74: Perhaps parsnips?
REDZMAN74: I've never had a parsnip.
REDZMAN74: But I prefer peanuts, apricots, and pineapple.
REDZMAN74: Ever had pineapple apricot preserves?
REDZMAN74: Breathtaking.
REDZMAN74: Especially on buttered toast.
REDZMAN74: Anyways.
REDZMAN74: What were we talking about?
REDZMAN74: We haven't ever met, nor talked before, and you come on asking me about wing and wong.
REDZMAN74: Are they chineese twins?
REDZMAN74: A new sushi recipe?
REDZMAN74: Hello?
TomKaleb: U know anything about the tmobile wing
REDZMAN74: In general, when you first try to speak to someone you've never met, you introduce yourself first. What's your mom's email address? I want to tell her that you really need some ettiquite lessons.
REDZMAN74: My name is Jeremy.
REDZMAN74: How are you?
REDZMAN74: Where did you find me?
REDZMAN74: Jesus.
TomKaleb: Jeremy do u know anything about the wing or not
REDZMAN74: Depends who's asking.
REDZMAN74: I don't talk to strangers.
TomKaleb: Okay hi jeremy my name is kaleb
REDZMAN74: Howdy Kaleb. Where ya from?
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From here down, it's pretty much regular stuff, I turned off my asshole switch.
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TomKaleb: I'm from california
REDZMAN74: Cool, I used to live up in the bay area.
REDZMAN74: What can I do for you Kaleb?
TomKaleb: I jus ordered a wing and I wanted to know stuff about do u know anything
REDZMAN74: Not really. I don't like the wing. Touchscreens = Ugh. WM6 is nice though.
TomKaleb: Why not and what's is wm6
REDZMAN74: They are just difficult. Never accurate enough for what you want to do, always picking up your cheek on the touchscreen and activating things, easily broken.
REDZMAN74: WM6 = Windows Mobile 6.
TomKaleb: But overall is it a good phone tho
REDZMAN74: In my opinion, no.
REDZMAN74: The dash is much better.
REDZMAN74: The keypad is nicer.
REDZMAN74: The wing keypad has some keys that share spots.
REDZMAN74: So you accidentally send text messages that are half written ALL the time.
TomKaleb: What kinda phone u got and what u mean buttons that share spots
REDZMAN74: The Dash.
REDZMAN74: You'd have to look at the wing, or a picture of it.
REDZMAN74: Or you could just watch some of the video reviews of it.
REDZMAN74: Most of the good reviews talk about it.
REDZMAN74: The processor is SLOW too.
TomKaleb: Where at what website
REDZMAN74: Shit if I remember. I'm ASSUMING you found me on Howardforums, so looking at the review threads on the wing there will show you links to lots of reviews.
TomKaleb: Yea that's where I found you and they got videos huh
REDZMAN74: Yeah, I think one of the sites that has a good one is Phonescoop.
TomKaleb: Its phonescoop.com
REDZMAN74: Yup.
TomKaleb: Is that right
REDZMAN74: Yup.
TomKaleb: Okay ima get on there hey on the wing u can watch movies right
REDZMAN74: If you format the file correctly, I think so.

Session Start (REDZMAN74:gibbs0828): Sun Jun 10 10:01:50 2007
gibbs0828: hey
gibbs0828: are you there?
REDZMAN74: *Checks*
REDZMAN74: Yes.
Session Close (gibbs0828): Sun Jun 10 10:02:48 2007

Session Start (REDZMAN74:jbballx22x): Thu May 31 16:31:46 2007
jbballx22x: hey duuuude
REDZMAN74: Who is this?
jbballx22x: i just got a new tib
jbballx22x: i posted a forum and you gave me shit... faggot
REDZMAN74: Excuse me?
jbballx22x: did i s-s-studer?
REDZMAN74: I didn't ask if you were gay, I asked who you were.
REDZMAN74: Yeah, you just did.
jbballx22x: and i said that you were gay
jbballx22x: not me
jbballx22x: duuuuuh
REDZMAN74: No, I asked who you ere, and you said Faggot.
REDZMAN74: So that means you are a faggot.
REDZMAN74: I'm straight, no thank you.
jbballx22x: exactly
Session Close (jbballx22x): Thu May 31 16:33:34 2007

Session Start (REDZMAN74:purpl3citywriter): Tue May 22 14:31:34 2007
purpl3citywriter: Hey
REDZMAN74: Yes?
purpl3citywriter: I know this may be strang eand everything but is there any possible way you can get me a discount on the wing? 500 seems a little tooo steeep
REDZMAN74: What?
REDZMAN74: Francis, he has good cakes. I'd recommend him for your oil changes. The return can be less than usually desired though.
purpl3citywriter: Lol
REDZMAN74: Maybe a hermaphrodidic donkey would be more your style? I hear they get great milage.
REDZMAN74: Who are you?
REDZMAN74: Do you ever get anonomous IM's from folks asking you to help them get a vague item at a discount?
REDZMAN74: I'll assume not. It's a shame, it can be a lot of fun.
REDZMAN74: Albuquerque, I can do it too.
purpl3citywriter: Thweew no way u can get me a discount on thwe wing
REDZMAN74: How would I go about doing that?
REDZMAN74: I do not run a airport, nor do I work at one, so I have no wings.
REDZMAN74: I can get you a discount on Redbull, I hear it gives you wings.
REDZMAN74: Being given something is cheaper than buying it anyways, so go that route.
Session Close (purpl3citywriter): Tue May 22 20:32:15 2007

Session Start (REDZMAN74:asciiart): Fri May 18 13:50:08 2007
asciiart: Hi. Are you there?
*** Auto-response sent to asciiart: I am currently away from the computer.
REDZMAN74: Yes?
Session Close (asciiart): Fri May 18 20:48:57 2007


Session Start (REDZMAN74:asciiart): Fri May 18 20:49:01 2007
asciiart: Your ihave a
asciiart: T-mobile
asciiart: -mobile dash?
REDZMAN74: .... What?
asciiart: t-mobile
REDZMAN74: What about it?
asciiart: do you ahve
asciiart: haveo ne?
Session Close (asciiart): Fri May 18 20:49:56 2007


Session Start (REDZMAN74:asciiart): Fri May 18 20:50:17 2007
asciiart: have one?
Session Close (asciiart): Fri May 18 20:53:04 2007