1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

I've used that one, cause I honestly didnt know why I got pulled over. Aparently I was speeding and almost ran a red light. Got off with a warning basically because of where i goto school (my college is pretty much the only thing that keeps Flint on the map anymore).

 

ive said the keeping up with traffic one before 2 a cop i knew (he didnt know he knew me until after i said that he was like WHAT! and im hey andy its me) i went 2 HS with him