Welcome to the site mate! laugh.gif:

I know some German (just can't spell in German)...

Here goes:

- Gutentag! (Hello!)
- Das is gud, ya?! (That is good, isn't it?!)
- Du hast einen sheunen arsh! (You have a nice a**!)
- Du hast einen sheunes tetens! (You have nice boobs!)
- He-auf! (Enough!)
- Nein specken ze Deutsch. (I can't speak German.)

I know, I know... Not very mature but what can you do? wink1.gif

 

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